Microsoft FireFox

[GregLand]

Vous connaissez Microsoft FireFox 2007 ?
C'est l'appellation par Microsoft de IE 7...

Assez marrant... mais honteux...

[Mick@el]

Lol ... le pire c'est que le webmail marche ^^
mickael9@msfirefox.com

[Mick@el]

t'es sur que c'est un truc officiel? normalement en plus il y a des copyrights sur les noms...
vraiment nul de la part de microsoft...

C'est evidemment pas officiel ...

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• AKobe Phlash™ Multimedia Kit
  This multimedia deployment package works in conjunction with the native Phlash™ Plugin that comes bundled with Microsoft Firefox 2007. Delivering, viewing and downloading customized interactive multimedia content has never been so simple. Learn More (Lawsuit from Adobe Pending)
• Improved HIJAX Support
  Improves the implementation of the XMLHTTP Requests with native Javascript exploits of other web browsers. This syntactically takes over (Hijacks) random browser clients online compromising their security and usability.

Some sites are shutting down my computer!

Unfortunately, visiting the following sites will cause Microsoft Firefox to unexpectedly crash, and force Windows to fail:

• Google.com
• Yahoo.com
• Apple.com
• iTunes.com
• Gmail.com
• Symantec.com
• McAfee.com
• Nintendo.com
• Playstation.com
• And all Linux/Unix sites, forums and communities

Webpages which contain following wildcard keywords, will also result in an unexpected Windows system failure.

• "I hate microsoft"
• "Bill gates is an idiot"
• "Linux is good"
• "Apple is good"
• "MacOSX is good"
• "I hate Windows"
• "Windows sucks"
• "Microsoft sucks"
• "I hate Bill"
• "XBOX is ridiculous"
• "Al Qaeda"
• "I love Ipods"
• "I don't use Microsoft Office"
• "I hate Microsoft Office"
• "Microsoft Office is stupid"
• "Explorer sucks"
• "Vista sucks"
• "Ballmer sucks"
• And the names of all companies who's filed a lawsuit against Microsoft.

This unexpected failure of Microsoft Firefox along with the Windows System is an irreparable bug within the source code. There is nothing we can do to prevent the process.

Note: Keep in mind that sites such as Microsoft.com and Msfirefox.com will work perfectly.

[Mick@el]

ah ouai! j'ai bien fait de ne pas le télécharcher alors!!!
^^

Si tu télécharges, tu as IE7 :p